I’m so happy I found Classic Arts Showcase! It’s just about the only thing decent left on cable tv.

“See you in Heaven, from Hell!” just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

My best friend had the grace to puke in my bathroom sink. All that beef and broccoli clogged it up real good. The next morning I had to cut off the top of a two-liter and scoop it out by hand.

I found a near-perfect copy of ME3 in a box of “free” stuff from a former neighbor some years back (apt bldg) and I still haven’t played it.

The “Fuzzy Anna Kendrick Bandit” does not have the same ring to it.

So did she have to draw a diagram or use finget puppets?

Hear that? That’s the sound of all our arteries hardening at once.

Now imagine if several people had guns on board...

All the owls cared about were the lack of mice on the craft service table.

*So Brave*

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I love it!!

I still remember this— I love that they described the dog as chihuahua-like.

Imagine taking your sophomore sex-ed class in a Catholic High School with an instructor that looks like a cross between Colonel Sanders and Dennis Hastert; whose reputation was about as wholesome.

What about Fruity Pebbles? They turn your shit gree-ee-ee-nnn!!!

So the Pentagon got Vive’d.

I’ve only ever played DS1 and got as far as Seath and the Archives before something else came along.

I wound up on an old post from Wonkette (August ‘15) and there was mention of too much Trump / MSNBC selling out totally back then. God has it been that long?