If there’s a life lesson to be learned from DCS Blackshark it would be — “Ease up on the stick.”

Hey at least Taco Bell never made me sick!

Keep an eye out for Rage Furby...

In my day hot dogs were made from lips and assholes! Now whatta they got? Pig Cloacas?!

What canned meat should represent Woody?

No jokes about mauling Leo for an Oscar? *sigh*

What’s amazing is that Maddow is able to devote even a small portion of her show to something other than Trump.