Just blow on it

“The World Watched It. they Lived It”.... is that really the tagline for the 9/11 movie?

Kafka wishes he thought of that

Unionist!

This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says

Jesus Saves.... Esposito scores on the rebound. This is how it ought to be, despite what your Bible Studies professor says

Haven’t seen Critters in years, completely forgot she was in it

Odd, he no longer sounds like he has a stick up his ass

“She” never produced a birth certificate

Hopefully this is the last string keeping Palin in the public eye, and she will go the fuck away

More Dunkirk, less... ummmm... Dumbkirk

O’Neil’s spin won’t start until they get to PacSun

The starving children will be hit with so many rights, they be begging for a left... and food

Fox bought Sky

... and to think there’s some good people still stuck in the grey

Trump... “Don’t worry, we have cake.”

When you’re being attacked by a fake black man, you don’t have time to think such thought. You just have to cut, and hope for the best

I think Trump is closer to General Jack D. Ripper

*opens door to Porta-Potty, finds Muscle Man in a bathrobe*

“It’s just some water, walk it off!” Coach Jesus