“Lots of bombs in the air” is where the wheels really start to come off, so I’ll go with that part.

Best performance that ever was, and ever will be.

I waffle back and forth about whether “gave proof to the night / that we still had our flag” or “and the rockets red glare / lots of bombs in the air” is my favorite part.

Hey folks. I just wanted to drop in and say thank you to everyone here for all the kind words, and also for reading what I’ve written at The A.V. Club these past nine years. I know I wasn’t always the most consistent presence in the comments, even before the Kinja transition, but I dipped in fairly regularly, and for…

I’m not even 40 though. Just grew up watching MWC with my family.

“You took all the money you made from the clown college and bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?”

Fun Fact: Art, Poetry, and Music were all medal events until the Olympics until 1948. They were stopped after the ‘48 Games not because they’re not sports, but because the competitors were professionals; which went against the amateurism of the Games at the time

It was the best of times; it was the BLURST of times!?  

“How many casualties, sergeant?”

Well, there was the time back when Lichtenstein had an army that legend has it, they sent 80 men on a mission and came back with 81.

The Swiss better take good care of their teeth if they continue to annoy Liechtenstein -- the principality is the world’s primary supplier of dentures!

And such an elaborately designed line of suitcases and travel bags, to boot. Seriously, SwissGear bags are the shit.

Neutral country my ass!

What to you expect for an Army who’s knife has a cork screw on it!

I didn’t know we were having sex anytime soon, but alright.

“Invading Liechtenstein” is how we shall refer to sex from now on.

At first glance, I thought that said “Betty White,” and I was wondering how I missed her R&B career.

In their defense, who hasn’t fucked around and invaded Lichtenstein in their lifetime? I woke up late this morning and did it twice before breakfast.

The Swiss army has accidentally attacked Lichtenstein four other times during military exercises prior to that incident.