I tried that once when I whacked myself opening a door and ended up with a blackeye. I told the police that I was hit by the Knicks, but the case was dismissed because it was proven that the Knicks can’t hit anything

.... for a “black” man

Without Warning and, it’s actually called, Countdown to Loooking Glass are alright, but nowhere near as good as Special Bulletin 

“... Witt himself bought the knife at a nearby sporting good store, and he cut his hand while opening up its packaging”... Is this the first time in history that child-proof packaging actually worked? 

Are you picking daisy petals while you count down?

Throw in Special Bulletin and you’ve got yourself a deal

The first time I saw it, as a nine year old in ‘83, it really did scare the fuck out of me. When I saw it again in high school social studies class, while the iron curtain was falling apart, it was definitely just another cheesy disaster movie

I’m really thankful that I’ve never been to a Chuck E Cheese, in fact I don’t think I’ve even seen the outside of one. There was one on Cape Cod in the mid 80s, but it was only around for a few months and I never went anywhere near it

I’m still waiting for an announcement for MST3K season 12

20 minutes... no thanks, Internet

Spoilers.... Kinja never existed and we all died in Vietnam

Like some twisted Ass-Freaks

Jesus Christ, you millennials want everything, don’t you

I think Swift is more along the lines of “Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil”, but Trumpy can barely contain his desire to yell out “Seig!” during one of his speeches and, you know it would happen, have all of his supporters yell back “Heil!”

Hopefully it will soon learn that hippos are the deadliest land animal, and seek vengeance

Turning into Captain Chaos just before the bombs fall on Moscow in Fail Safe was a nice subtle touch 

Rhode Island PBS is always airing The Lawrence Welk Show

Trump will tweet that there were many sides responsible for the death of John Barleycorn

I had no idea they were still around, watched all of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics there

You put more money on the white guy than I originally thought, didn’t you