There are 24 season of "Dancing With The Stars"?!?

The Galaxy is in revolt Soon there will be only five Kings left—the King of Alderaan, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.

Will there be a fight with King Abdullah's "Star Trek" character?

The next governor of North Carolina

In order to cut salary, the Padres immediately traded for him and some kitten prospects

He didn't make it to the Choppa

There goes my fantasy football season

Finally, an Agent Orange biopic

To paraphrase "Mr. Mom"…. Are you crazy, Internet? You don't feed a baby Taco Bell!

THE WHALER… Out of the ruins of the Civic Center he rises! From Connecticut's heart he stabs at thee; for hate's sake he trades the franchise's last breath for Zarley Zalapski!

If you make it through this movie, you get a giant hug from a charging Jim Valvano

Thanks, Horst Buchholz!

He's finally come to terms with his father killing JFK

He's survived by his cousin, Marvin

Didn't The Onion try this and fail?

2051 AD… Ten years after World War 4

Just wait until you see what Trump has in-store for Buddha's Birthday coming up

Make Ireland Troubled Again

Rectum? It damned near killed him

Would've been nice if one of them stripped naked and threw a bottle of Jack Daniels at a storm