Now the U.N. will have enough votes to pass draft resolution 15432 B amendment 47, and intervene to put an end to the Serbian siege of Sarajevo

Adlai Stevenson

Welcome to Common Core

I'm enjoying #MuslimsReportStuff far more

Oh great, now I'm going to have fucking nightmares about that evil cave in high definition

He's not the the first pilot to crash into the dunes of Provincetown

There hasn't already been six "Adventure Time" cookbooks?

"Don Quixote" seems like a pretty elaborate scheme to just confuse a cat

Did you notice the sign that says "Dead Iron Fist Storage"?

I. loved. it. it. was. much. better. than. Cats… I'm. Going. to. see. it. Again. And. Again. And. Again

Now I have the sudden urge to throw my neighbors into a pit full of Tra-La-Logs

Wouldn't those be considered retreads not remakes

"Le Femme Nikita" and "The Vanishing" would like to have a word with you

"Blow Up" (1966) to "Blow Out" (1981)… How to remake an already great movie

There's a Hulkster in Heaven that's really, really, disappointed

The best-worst song… "My Pal Foot Foot" by the Shaggs

2 Soon, Gr8 Job, Internet

The Great British Mis-Bake

I saw the trailer for this and there was somebody skateboarding around backstage and I said out loud 'I hate that person, and I hate this show'

It's already covered in Green Slime… I'm not even going to bother to see if somebody else already wrote that