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You know who else was blasted into orbit for her last season?…

Thankfully, I live in a town with no real fast food chains

Pitch Perfect 3: Season of the Pitch

I'll only support this if Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo give the presentation

Manson shot Bambi, as well?!

Kill-ary has taken care of her

I vas in the Switerland vith the Resistance

I don't know what's worse… That's there's a World Record for gadgetry, or that it's only 23

The best thing that NBC does with the Olympics… The ability to turn off the commentary and listen to the ambient sounds of the sports

Italian swimmer Federica Pellegrini's? Because I'm okay with that

They should team up and compete in the Douche-Canoe race at Tokyo 2020

Sean Young arrives on set already wearing Cat-Woman outfit

You mean to tell me the Beach Boys were unavailable?!?

She's one with the force now, but check up on Art Carney just in case

Hopefully Bea Arthur can be the bartender

This is one of those moments where the fact that no one is going to care about these athletes on Monday works in their advantage

U. S. A.! U. S. A.!

This is such a sad story. If Russian Long Jumper Darya Klishina needs some comforting, I humbly offer my services

Cypher Lives!

This would be perfect if it was an inner monologue tweet