Rocky Jones, Space Ranger to the rescue!

Shipyard Pumpkinhead… The worst fucking hangover I ever had

Biden sold me a fake Pink Floyd Live in '67 bootleg, I'll never vote for him again

Now, they suck in three genres of music

PACKERS!!!

NBC thinks it's 1980

Didn't Ryan Lochte's attempt to do that fail rather badly?

The ability to turn of the commentary is a godsend

I, for one, have been watching the online stream/app and I must say I'm loving the ability to turn off the commentary and listen to the ambient noise of the events. I does help that I do follow a lot of the sports outside of the Olympics

At least Joy Division still has a Disney T-shirt to fall back on

"Hello There" by Cheap Trick in the beginning of "Over the Edge" after Vincent Spano and his friend shot at the cop car and the subsequent chase

Great Job, Internet!

Shoot that poison arrow through to my heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaht

I floop the oxen

Don't blame me, I voted for Hr Pufnstuf

Greatest Hits Albums are for housewives and little girls! You know who told me that… JIM FUCKING MORRISON!

Peter Cook in the good version of "Bedazzled"

Tell that to the Gerbil

How, now that Prince is dead?

Krayola… to avoid another lawsuit