The Rolling Stones haven't done a decent live version of "Satifaction" since '71

Great cover, but I think the Residents' version tops it

Less Filling!

Looks like no one will ever catch Martin Bormann now

In the Special Edition, the Armenians shoot first

For Cape Cod, Massachusetts…
"Jaws" for both questions

I wanted vanilla twist…

Better Job Than England, Internet

Their songs have subliminal message in them, commanding kids to commit mass extinctions

If Silver Shamrock's plan doesn't need time zones, neither do I

Yet, somehow, Prince Phillip has nothing to worry about

No Sex Please, She's British

Walter Winchell put it best about the difference between FDR and Truman

A wall to keep out the illegal Unos from taking the jobs of American Ones

I'M FORTY YEARS OLD! I WANT FREE CANDY!

Wow… That hurt!

Sigh…. Unfortunately, the Ant Hill Mob could get to her in the nick of time one last time

Barbara Hershey's character in "the Natural" was based on an actual shooting, though the player survived

Sigh… I can only dream about an all-female "Glengarry Glen Ross"

Chappie was never the same after being shot down trying to rescue Doug Masters' father