I already know what everyone is going to say to me...but I’m in week 35 of a 104 week project to basically re-invent my body for pretty much the sole purpose of dating...I realized that at 298.8 pound I wasn’t going to meet anyone romantically (or it was far less likely) and at 40 decided this was my last shot at…

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

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Actually, these all look extremely retro-futuristic despite all the added stuff. Why, you ask?

There I am! Can you see me waving?

HP is still better.

The "highly controversial studies" that show genetic damage to rats eating GMO foods are only controversial in that they have been thoroughly discredited by experts on all sides of the debate. They shouldn't even be mentioned here, if this piece is to have any credibility.

I give Cronenberg's opinion a 94% rating!

I will never NOT tell this tale: I had DINNER WITH HER when I was in college, we were hosting a Roe V Wade debate. I drew the short straw and had to take her out while my friend took Sarah Weddington out.

Against a stacked deck?

You won't see LSZ/al-LAD in the states; they're considered LSD analogues and are effectively considered Schedule I drugs as a result. IOW the legal risks are the same for it as it would be for LSD, whereas the other chems you mentioned are in a murkier legal grey area for now (probably not for too long, though).

ahhhh i kinda love #3 but i hear you i hear you

LSD got replaced by weird "research chemicals" like the far more lethal 25x-nBOMe series of "speedy psychedelic blotter" drugs. There's also LSD knockoffs like LSZ and al-LAD (could be spelling it wrong) out there, apparently.

like the worst movie in a solid trilogy

Or they'll trap us in a time loop.

Or they'll trap us in a time loop.

Or they'll trap us in a time loop.

Or they'll trap us in a time loop.

I am skeptical, but hey no one expected to be able to fight off bacteria with mold

Personally, I think the whole idea is just a bunch of shit.