The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

The "highly controversial studies" that show genetic damage to rats eating GMO foods are only controversial in that they have been thoroughly discredited by experts on all sides of the debate. They shouldn't even be mentioned here, if this piece is to have any credibility.

I will never NOT tell this tale: I had DINNER WITH HER when I was in college, we were hosting a Roe V Wade debate. I drew the short straw and had to take her out while my friend took Sarah Weddington out.

Against a stacked deck?

ahhhh i kinda love #3 but i hear you i hear you

like the worst movie in a solid trilogy

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

We are through the looking glass here, people

Wait...did io9 just re-post a Jalopnik article which re-posted an original io9 article?

Don't even get me started on the Lamborghini engine soundtrack, the pop off roof, being able to crawl down onto the landing gear from the inside of the plane, finding an ethernet cord long enough on a plane to go from the "server" (Ha!) through the landing gear well and to the ground, the plane being even remotely…

The employee has been terminated.

It's not often a news anchor gets to use a story to reefer to her own business.

Wow, how blunt of her.

A useless product? Dude, are you serious? I don't drink Gatorade. I don't particularly care for it. But useless? Just because deadspin writers don't like the taste of Gatorade doesn't make it useless. Literally — not using that word incorrectly here — millions and millions of people voluntary choose to drink Gatorade…

This article is another example of the abundant cynicism on the internet. Why can't Yankee fans just enjoy the commercial without having bored sports "journalists" write scathing, baseless articles?

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

You are, frankly, an ignorant fool.

According to Inside, nobody was at the Bic Camera in Tokyo's Shinjuku, either

You can't. They had to treat it as a birth/abandonment until that was ruled out. Once they found out it was a miscarriage, they dropped the police investigation. The part about praying was that he was praying the mother was safe. Lindy just didn't bother watching the video on rawstory.

6 characters, 8 cars and 16 tracks for $12 is DLC pricing done right.