I mean, is he not calling for 10,000 black people to rise up and KILL white people?

I mean, you listen to this and tell me what he’s *really* saying here, will ya?

I use cannabis for two main reasons:

A) it makes me almost instantly horny, sex is fascinating and shiver-inducing, and orgasms just blow my head off.

B) it enhances music through my audiophile system immensely — instrument separation, closed-eye visualization, depth and emotional impact

I returned to dating at age 40. I've never been married, I just didn't date for several years.

Honestly, I love being 40 and dating a 41 year old woman (both child-free). We both know who we are. We both know we're not going to change. We're both technically in open, long-term relationships with ourselves, and don't…

I've always thought it was far more devastating to try to fart and actually shit than to try to shit but only fart.

Had a first-gen Stealth R/T Twin Turbo. I wish I could go drive it right now.

Awesome writing, Drew.

I actually enjoyed Mission Earth!

When I was 12 years old.

Hahaha surreal.

You could order Allylescaline or Methallylescaline from a place like biochem distribution. They are analogues of Peyote (Mescaline) in that they are all phenethylamines. I would actually recommend a tryptamine such as 4-AcO-DMT or 4-HO-MiPT however. But there is a ton of education you need before you even think of…

There is technically no such thing as "super-pedantic."

There was a joke on the show "Selfie" (Karen Gillan) where the main character bragged about having a tight pelvic floor as a sexual advantage.

This guy is an extremely weird creepy sleazy slime dude. Eewwww. Ugggh.

"...lurking proletarian community." I object.

79 seconds difference?!? I spend about 20 seconds max.

I don't believe I knew babies come out of vaginas until I was age 14 (about 1988). And, the public schools I attended rarely encouraged actual learning.

"In the most simple terms possible, oversteer in when the front wheels slip while cornering and oversteer is when the rear wheels slip while cornering."

Aliens??

I'm all for nuclear power. That is all.

Mercedes Benz is a tremendous automaker with a wide array of examples of engineering excellence and flawless execution available for any buyer. Everyone should get one.

Completely brilliant.