The Tampa Bay player also said, “My phone was ringing off the hook from locals calling in death threats. Thankfully it died down a bit around 7-7:30pm. Didn’t get one after 8pm at all.”

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

Let’s not be hasty. No one’s heard about Josh Hamilton’s.

Three.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Somewhere Tom Osborne is shaking his head that this is what has happened to the proud Nebraska program that so many suffered and bled for, usually right before he stashed the gun in his office safe.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Team Iceberg.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Blocked kicks can’t split steel beams.

combating fascism by silencing opposing viewpoints.....

Shoulda used his good luck knife.

Bears fans are just looking for any parade these days.

First heartbeat is at 6 weeks, so technically she should have been playing a doubles match, which makes them both cheaters.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

I really hope this appears in butter sculpture form at the next state fair.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good. This is good.

Yet another penis not getting the exposure it deserves.

Miami fans deserve so much worse.