At 5-11, I think it’s safe to assume that Bears shit everywhere.

To go along with Blade Runner, I enjoyed Amazon’s adaptation of The Man in the High Castle much more than the PKD book itself.

It’s all relative. Some Royals fans were fans in the 90's and 2000's too. Meaningful baseball in August still counts as a pretty damn good season. Given that half the team walks after this year, I’m just enjoying the ride.

Not disagreeing with you, and I’m a homer, but I think a lot of the things that the Royals did in those two years that statisticians attributed to luck were more sustainable than they were given credit for.

A means for millennials to simultaneously inform their four sets hyper-sensitive baby-boomer parents the gender of their grandchild. Because what kind of assholes inform the paternal grandfather and his wife prior to the maternal grandmother and her idiot husband. Not to mention informing the paternal grandmother…

Came here to ask the same question.

Came here to ask the same question.

Yes. Really.

He doesn’t lie...

The “lets remember some sports guys” segments have lead to some competitions amongst friends. Whomever names the most obscure guy that you would otherwise never have thought about for the rest of your life wins. Let’s all remember some guys...

Couldn’t agree more.

I’ve spent the past 3 years trying to get to Ballplay. Which reminds me that I need to get an anniversary card.

To be fair, anyone they throw out there will have more coverage than Clark.

Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

For the love of God, someone call Paul Lukas and make sure he’s okay.

Cut the guy some slacks. Harbaugh is well-aware of the of the issues of the downtrodden. He shops with them every day.

Prove that I’m a racist.

Who on staff likes sports the least?

Are Deadspin chats essentially the writer equivalent of milking a Friday afternoon like the rest of us are doing?