It never bothered me until now but if they had a bullpen cart why does Vaughn walk out of the bullpen. And he just saunters out to the entire length of “Wild Thing”.

“...and I’d really like to thank my son.”

What does this photo of a nice lesbian couple have to do with the original comment?

Needs more Fred Smoot.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

“Eagles fans are incredibly tenacious, and I’m gonna say, maybe nine, 10 feet in diameter,” said Saffier.

They don’t taste as good as you think they will anyhow.

Good, more retirement grease for Willie.

With a dry, cool wit like that...

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Millions of years of evolution told that alligator he had nothing to worry about. A few pet shops shut that down in half a decade.

You see, the crease is lava. And you can’t be in the lava with the ball or you catch on fire. You can be in the lava accidentally without the ball, but you have to leave immediately.

I never bought Butler’s tough-guy image. Those earrings, that hair, that ridiculous canoe-tipping incident - I always knew he was a Gurley man.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

“That has a nice basketball ring to it.”

The NCAA reportedly considered reciending FSU’s bowl invite, but ultimately decided against it for fear of being called a, well, you know...

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

Cross him off, then.

Good form.

“You see that headline right there?!? It can go FUCK ITSELF!! For a very short period of time.