Cut it up and put it in gift bags?

Wow. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

That top jersey reminds me of when the NBA did the nickname thing in the 90s.

Old Luke is upset about all these Millenial Falcons.

Penn State and Baylor really are the Shaq and Duncan of terrible universities. At its peak you just couldn’t top Penn State. An unstoppable force of atrocities. But Baylor is just so fundamentally rotten. Degrading murder victims, covering up rapes. There are no holes in their game. You get the sense they could be an…

Oakley had originally asked for a 5 year ban.

I was promised fundamentals!

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

The Falcons are just saving something for the second half. That sounds like a good game plan to me.

Rather than a dish towel, put the person who only partially unloads the dishwasher in with the next load of dishes. This should solve the problem.

Guy fucking fails in profession that metaphorically prints its own money. Gets only job that can literally do it.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

When all you show is unquenchable thirst, you don’t get to admonish people for heeding your call.

Mo probably decided not to hire his brother as his agent after surveying the landscape.

Ricketts will be covered by BCRA; rickets will not.

“And in a related story, Tyreke Smith went undrafted due to his rapidly declining skills .”

Is Kaep dressing for the job he wants? Does he walk around in pads, a helmet and a generic jersey? Why isn’t he showing us he wants a job by dressing for the job? Why is he not walking into stadiums and casually, loudly talking about how he’d sure like to throw the ol’ pigskin ‘round these parts? Why isn’t he…

I don’t understand why they just didn’t scream “NO FAIR!”, grab the bats and balls, and storm off the sandlot to go home and play Xbox.

What America really wants to know is whether Dyson stood in the batter’s box, admiring his bunt..

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up