Maintaining standards sometimes requires sacrifices.

Some people are willing to sacrifice for their vision.

I have a feeling the bartender is going to tell you 23-skidoo, cellphone or no cellphone.

I bet it would look great if you made it out of copper. That would go great with the ferns.

You must be a millennial.

Those are not excuses to be rude to your bartender. It's not like you're a surgeon on call.

You should get your gall bladder checked.

You believe that a few drops of oil in soup causes people to become overweight?

You should definately encourage the bar’s owner to ban cell phone use. Perhaps set up a phone check area at the entrance where an employee can take the phones and give the customers a receipt. If that isn't appropriate for your place of business, might I suggest a cell phone jammer? Barring that, I think your only…

“a modern classic”

“Drizzle sparingly with chive oil, if using, and serve immediately.”

But, perfection is the same every time.

Racist.

You're either not eating at good restaurants or you are messing with perfection.

Their imperfections do not impact perfection.

But that's how I maintain my complexion.

Perfection is as perfection does.

If you don't like perfectly seasoned food it is you who are wrong.

Always.

I know, right?