kevinpangsgherkin
The Littlest Pickle
kevinpangsgherkin

Her family owned and operated a restaurant in Lake George, New York for years. She worked there when she was younger.

You write for a living, language is important.

I’m really excited for classic WoW on Monday. Yeah, I know it sucks and is grindy and it won’t be the same as it was fifteen years ago. I don't really care, I'm looking forward to it being smaller and simpler. I'm not 1337 and I really enjoy farming so it's perfect for me.

Definately is one of the words I have to consciously remember to spell correctly, and I forgot this time. I mean, I guess you could call it something other than “typo”, though I’m not really sure what difference it makes. I often type “here” when I mean “hear” as well. You should definately call me out when I do that

It's definately a typo. Even if it weren't, might I suggest decaf? Or a shot of pickle juice.

Undo the clasp, work one strap over your right arm, work other strap over your left arm, pull bra out through one sleeve.

Because you can't taste cold liquids as well as warm ones so you can pretend your wine tastes better than it does.

Because they can get people who don’t even follow their Tweets to engage with their brand. Case in point: you.

He was just looking for pickles. Or drugs.

“two pickle slices”

Needs more pickles.

As much as I love Oreos AND chocolate AND pickles, I cannot condone this abomination.

“Hide the coffee pot, the bishop is coming!”

May I please have _____?

Why would someone exfoliate you for this?

Is it a soup or is it a stew?

The perfect fall treat: fried Pumpkin Spice Spam nestled in a pickle bun.

I don’t mean to yuck anyone’s yum, but these don’t look all that appetizing.

Eat pickles instead. We'll put the ram in your rod.

I'm sorry, I don't know that word. ;(