Someone should tell this guy that Brussels sprouts are good. Beets are good. And guess what? So is maple syrup.

Like I been to a lot of parties where the beers were in the fridge. Helping yourself isn’t crazy. Going through tupperware is crazy.

Yes they’ve forfeited the right to re-enter the environment where they used their power and connections and fame to bully, harass, and assault women.

The fact that you mention Aziz hurts your cause...perhaps the single moment people tend to pinpoint where #metoo went to far. 

Yeah, I know what he looks like. He looks like Taylor Swift. They look like they could be siblings. It’s weird.

Each episode starts with a dramatic “Pull My Finger” ceremony. 

You need to get yourself an agent. 

It’s called What’s That Smell? Each episode starts with two chefs, each locked in an airtight chamber with their contestant partner. Each contestant then attempts to conjure up the most aromatic fart, representing their favorite meal, which their chef partner then has to accurately identify and recreate. Whichever…

Most people put sauce on their Chik-fil-a, otherwise they wouldn’t have like 29 different sauces and mayo, the sauce for Mormons.

Yeah, especially when it comes to feeding a 3 year old fast food.  

I ended up trying it today after being recommended by my brother and having the story pop up in Google news feed. There is also another thing the Popeye’s sandwich has over the Chik-fil-A version: I can get it on every day of the week.

I ended up trying it today after being recommended by my brother and having the story pop up in Google news feed. There is also another thing the Popeye’s sandwich has over the Chik-fil-A version: I can get it on every day of the week.

I ended up trying it today after being recommended by my brother and having the story pop up in Google news feed. There is also another thing the Popeye’s sandwich has over the Chik-fil-A version: I can get it on every day of the week.

Kevin, I respect you and you’re probably my favorite contributor across all of GMG, including your video appearances.

They look like the female, Iranian version of the Icy Hot Stuntaz in that pic...

I’m all for respecting other countries and cultures, but “respect their culture” is a poor fucking argument for “respect laws and customs that treat individuals who represent more than half of the people on earth as if they are lesser.”

If someone wants to watch soccer, let them watch—and if your testicles are…

> I think the question of whether he was intoxicated needs to be answered

Same goes for you, smart guy

“she hangs out during most evening rush periods to enthusiastically enforce her rule.”

The owner sounds awful. Especially for a over-the-counter takeaway place. You don’t think I can spin a pokestop and order at the same time? If the owner doesn’t believe in efficient multitasking, the establishment probably sucks.