I'm more of a pickle person.

Not getting the answer you want isn't the same as not getting an answer.

wut

And they say pickles are stupid.

You really should start eating at good restaurants.

To be fair, you're the one getting mad at a pickle.

This is the least surprising information I’ve received in some time.

Perhaps you should eat at a good restaurant without the quotation marks.

Many cucumber plants are crossed with plants who have similar genetic profiles in order to reinforce desirable traits.

Perhaps you should eat at a good restaurant.

No shit, just perfectly seasoned food.

Hooray for pickles!

Thank you.

She sounds lovely.

Having an add banned is gold for these folks. They couldn’t afford the sort of publicity that comes along with a little whiff of naughtiness.

I told you they were good!

I do wish she were a little more animated.

I miss living close to Taco John’s. They make some pretty decent fast food tacos, even if they don't use pickles for shells. I sort of think they've missed the boat on defending this particular trademark though, it's approaching ubiquity.

Oh, God, no.