I'm sure it would if you didn't mess with perfection.

That isn't a happy pickle. :(

wut

They don't serve pickles?

Pickle Pops!

I think four is the proper number: coffee, still water, sparkling water, jar of pickle juice.

True.

The legal drinking age should be raised to 25, so at least your brain will be fully myelinated.

See? This guy gets it.

OMG! These are perfect for pickle buns!

This is what happens when you allow people to salt their own food.

Only when your mom and I are playing tiresome, pompous bore and naughty little size queen.

And delicious.

You really should try a pickle bun on your next sandwich.

Some people are wrong.

Most people's preferences are wrong.

What’s worse than disappointing a customer with bad customer ________?

I’m no snob*, however, Olive Garden is objectively bad.

They’re messing with perfection.