He’s actually pretty terrible. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

I can’t believe you ruined Doom for your dad, what a piece of shit you are.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

There’s another twist here - the guy who got marked on, Carlisle, left Essendon about a year ago and isn’t liked by any of his former teammates (which is something of a rarity in AFL circles)... Hence part of the celebrations after Daniher kicked the goal.

pfft...

You’re probably too young to remember that you should have just posted video of Norm MacDonald’s ESPY hosting instead.

And just like that, someone’s already made that awkward meeting point of wrestling and anime fandom, the Tsundertaker.

I have a Genesis controller that I’ve been using for shit....over 20 years? I won’t take a picture because it looks like every other Genesis controller ever. No big gashes or duct tape :p

How was he bad at his job? Did you see how fucking far that dork went?!

Listen. If I wanted to waste almost two hours watching somebody not able to score, I’ll go to the bar with a couple of my friends.

I pass out on the ground. I go under the rope with my head hanging off into the marina.

fuck I do this all the time in BoTW, go to switch in a new sword-shield-bow-arrows-whatever and Link starts whistling like a goddamn moron.

Had to go to the underwater castle ruins and fight Metal Mario for the last shard.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

While I understand that the market value for NBA players has gone into the stratosphere in recent years, I can’t believe we live in a world where this sentence makes any goddamn sense:

FCC! That was so fucking awesome to watch!

Speaking of Jeopardy, how about those dumbass Final Jeopardy answers yesterday?

Seems like it’ll be a neat solution for collectors but I honestly just want these games on my Switch. SNES games are great on the 3ds. but they are a little hard to appreciate on the small screen. The Switch like the perfect device for SNES games - with the caveat that it still lacks a joypad. Hmm.

Its the Braves, if they don’t like the results, they can always take it back.