Fun Fact.

I had a friend who was in the last stages of pancreatic cancer. She had been declining for months and was bed-ridden and past the need or desire for much of anything. She took her fluids through an IV and was heavily sedated with morphine. She had been almost entirely unconscious for several days, but came all the…

What blues? Summer sucks.. Fall is the best season

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

If they want less attention, try crying “Rape.”

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

To be fair, the word No hasn’t had any meaning at Fox since it’s inception.

“Skyyyyy Brockets in flight... 4-12 delight...”

I miss seeing JaVale strolling around Denver on a Segway.

PSA: Poku is the tits.

Finally, I can live out my professional dreams!

The pinnacle of my manliness was driving my manual transmission car to LAX with my girlfriend, flying to Australia, and bombing out of the airport in my manual rental car, with my manly LEFT hand working the gear shift like a pro. I’m confident she broke up with me barely a month later solely because she couldn’t…

Doug Gottlieb = Go lie, Butt God

You mean a friendly, right? A friendy sounds like a awkward handjob from someone you have an otherwise platonic relationship with.

My summers growing up consisted of SpoetsCenter, followed by great outdoor games and WSM on tape delay from Kuala Lumpur 

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

*receives pink slips*

Don’t you mean Ole school?

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Slappers only.