Day 3,896: Hungry Hungry Homer gave in.

/Cracks 1998 yearbook
//Looks at retiring girls PE teacher's photo
///"I did it all for the nookie"

BREAKING NEWS: A home is Bakersfield is valued at more than the price of the security cameras placed around the house.

In Bakersfield, CCTV is typically for drug houses so they can get their attack gators ready to guard the meth and blow.

Psychology study, eh?

This will spruce up my Craigslist hookup post.

Couple hundred bucks cash for a few hours work on a tourney weekend on your own schedule. It's not a bad side gig I imagine...especially if you're 16-21.

Eh, what the hell...

In 1999, I had been with my girlfriend for my entire junior year. She attended the school just north of mine, and her prom was the weekend after mine. Living in St. Louis, the hot thing to do that Sunday after prom was to hit Six Flags, which always turns into a degenerate mess.

Her aunt and her…

Why? I hate text drama. It would always be all bent out of shape.

We have an odd number of people in our fantasy baseball and football leagues, so scheduling doesn't work, and started relegation a few years ago. It's the best to boot suck teams out for a year and bring fresh blood in.

I'm bummed the relegation race is over as of this past weekend, but NBC more than got its money's worth this past month. Huge matchups from Liverpool/City, Liverpool/Chelsea, City/Everton, Sunderland v the top teams, another Chelsea match I'm forgetting, Liverpool's Monday tilt, and the (fantastic) mess over on the…

/looks over scouting notes

As an early buyer of the Vita, I'm still loving my 1000 and have zero intent on buying the slim right now. I had no idea the Start, Select, and PS button were issues for some. Looking at the photos, the slim just looks cheap...like an iPhone 5c.

Nice to find someone else willing to shell out for that monthly FCK TV subscription. Does your credit card say 'Entertainment LLC' too?

St. Louis Bewbs

Are the upgrades to a Surface 2 worth the price difference on a Surface?

E! True Hollywood Story: Dunston Checks Out

Katie Nolan has a hot-annoying ratio at 1:1. I want to watch, but just can't. Almost the perfect excuse for the Mute button.

How dare you talk about Kinja like that.

Canadian commercials are a small joy, and I actually find myself watching all of them. Especially when BIG STANDARD MEASUREMENT makes those metric bastards give out prices on foot-long sandwiches.

As a multi-year buyer of NHL GCL and MLB.tv on multiple platforms (Roku 3, Apple TV 3, iPad 2, and PS3), it is amazing how much NHL GCL has improved compared to MLB.tv.

The Roku 3 MLB.tv app has been a total mess since spring training wrapped. No issues this spring, and now it's a disaster. My Apple TV 3 and PS3 buffer perfectly and work fine...as long as there isn't an outage (like yesterday).