All you young wild girls

Please. Her upper deck is what caught your eye anyway.

Glad people outside the Los Angeles market can SportsNet for Scully, because the rest of us in the market can't.

Have to find something interesting to report on the NBA regular season I guess.

Yep. Probably needs that whole left shoulder thing to work out for him.

So you want to negotiate?

Hey guys! Remember me? No? You probably shouldn't anyway. Well, I'm going to go cash a paycheck.

You can't stop the fucking double!

Cuban Missile'd Crisis

First Four Out

Incorrect NFL Stat Guy- "If Adrian Peterson averages, like, 1400 yards a season for the next three years, he's gonna pass Walter Payton as the leading rusher ever! No? I read it on PFT so..."

Nebraska Cornhuskers Fans- Seriously, the fucking worst bandwagon fans in all of sports. Never get their due.…

The Web Warriors are gonna be super pissed.

THIS SHIT AGAIN? What about that argument Sunday don't you understand? I told you it was the wrong number!

Or linguica, which I had never heard of until I moved here. That's the bees knees.

Home field advantage. Some players just don't show up on the road.

My girlfriend and I have a name for our fake restaurant: The Eggs are Alright

We also don't serve eggs there.

GET THAT ROKU.

Strangest Walking Dead promo ever.

I moved to California a few years ago, and last spring, I found out there was a Mens baseball league. Thinking 'I still know nobody here', I figured I'd go play in the city league. After emailing a few of the managers to see if they were short a body for the spring league, I get a few replies, including one from Barry…

I tried to use Amazon's service when they rolled out the trade-in last year with some crazy promotion (+$25 in value or something). It was the promotion where you could actually MAKE money if you purchased a game and sent it right back to them.

Not a big trade-in guy (rather just sell on eBay), but Amazon seems to really be up for dicking you on trade-in value.