If they end the season in sole possession of the third-worst record, they’ll have a 56 percent chance of landing in the top three in the lottery. If they end in sole possession of the second-worst record, they’ll have a 47 percent chance. 

If they end the season in sole possession of the third-worst record, they’ll have a 56 percent chance of landing in the top three in the lottery. If they end in sole possession of the second-worst record, they’ll have a 47 percent chance.

‘One-run homer’ gave me the giggles

I didn’t even want to go into the humanitarian missions they, apparently, didn’t contribute anything to since WWII ended... as are part of a Carrier Group’s stated task and purpose. Hey, speaking of task and purpose... this is basically a cut/paste from a taskandpurpose.com article from last week.

Your definition of “used in battle” is fairly exclusionary of the last 70+ years of carrier history, and their air-wing’s contributions to the Korean, Vietnam, Cold, and Gulf wars... not to mention GWOT. But don’t let that get in the way of your narrative.

Actually, he’s a Spur.

3. Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Culver’s is fucking amazing, but I swear to God, the only thing constraining a Butterburger’s progress through my stomach and my colon is gravity. I eat one of those and, about 10 seconds later, I need to shit pure liquid.

I much prefer all the other foods that keep kids spotlessly clean when they eat them.

Umm, Schwarber actually never got a hit off Andrew Miller. If he did, Game 1 might have been a little different.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Cut Joyce a break. This is, like, his first mistake out there.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.