“according to a document from the Massachusetts Department of Corrections that was filed in Bristol Superior Court by prospectors.”

There’s gold in them thar appeals.

This sure is a different take on this than your Feb. 17th article titled “The World’s Most Tricked Out Aircraft Carrier May Finally Be Commissioned This Year” Which ends with the sentence “Based on what we know about the Ford so far, it should be worth the wait”.

He played 5 games last year before horribly hurting his ankle. I am not sure where you are getting that he played 13 games last year.

You only rent the buffalo chicken tenders, you almost have to eat them on the toilet.

51 in 45 sentences.

39 in 33 sentences.

42 in 34 sentences.

The enjoyment per dollar spent has to be the highest in Vegas.

Bet on the 200-1 horse every time it comes up on Sigma Derby.

29 commas in 27 sentences.

His posts are always late at night and nuts if I am going to count them when I am not being paid.

22 commas in 10 sentences for Draper’s Mom.

“Something had to give, and on this night it was the Lakers, who despite the better record are probably the worse team, and lost 103-91.”
I refuse to believe this sentence was written by someone who considers themselves a professional writer.
24 in 26 sentences.

45 in 38 sentences.
The best “sentence” contained 2 dashes a semicolon and 2 commas.

43 in 27 sentences.

6 in 6 sentences.
Also, Do I need to start counting the dashes you are using now too?

17 in 10 sentences.

“but I think Dusty’s flaws are vastly overstated”
“Yes, Baker’s flaws are very real and very apparent.”
Also, 32 in 24 sentences.

16 in 9 sentences.

20 in 14 sentences.