For that? That’s like getting Al Capone for not paying his taxes.

Make up your damn minds people. I can only cancel/uncancel this Papa John’s order so many times.

It’s probably better to be unaware that a deal happened, then unaware that a deal didn’t.

I thought it was named after Brady because it was dumb and pretty.

Ian O’Connor on Twitter

“This isn’t the me I want to die on,” said Jemele.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

Boy he really flipped the switch

Their new offensive coordinator is Tom Foolery.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

“You would go to Cleveland, and it would be at nighttime, and things would be going on, but you just see a vast difference in terms of what the Midwest is — Cleveland — and what Boston is.”

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

For the first time ever, Isaiah Thomas gets defensive.

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

If the only black guy at BYU who’s not on the football team thinks he can hide inside a cougar costume, he’s pleasantly mistaken.

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

I can’t wait to see how they work this into an episode of Umlaut & Order: SVU.