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Regular brain: programs should pay the players

I wish the Los Angeles Rams good fortune in the Super Bowl, and I pray that the New England Patriots will tumble into a jumentous pit.

This is a totally normal way to put on clothes. Find a new slant.

Markelle Fultz is eating this tape for pointers

“Well, shit.” --Mitch Hedberg

Alex Guerrero reportedly seen bringing these into the locker room:

... the type of guy who leaves a man-shaped cloud of fleas behind him... 

This has been the White Sox Minute.

Exclusive footage:

 

French fry...pizza...french fry...pizza...

Machado about nothing.

+1 bodycam conveniently not turned on

Solid Jalopnik x-post.

An exclusive look at the officers involved: