It should have been you, Zack Hample.

If only there were some way for these folks to verify whose Uber it was.

“And let’s face it, how many free agents are going to come here? They’re not.”

After investigating the incident, the NFL fined the woman $25,000 for criticizing an official.

McAdoo about nothing.

[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

...but two Wongs don’t make a White.

I tried, but the words and numbers started coming together and I felt like Neo looking at the Matrix for the first time.

Coolest guy in the NFL.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

The rest of the staff loved the ‘okenrub’ burn as much as the Kinja crowd, right?

It’s actually goodminton.

+1 appropriate username

This is no surprise Barry - we all know videos from Asia blur any action after second base.

The Lions have announced that if he is caught in the stadium again, a second offense will result in Detroit Lions season tickets.

Should’ve had Sage Steele host from whichever airport she was delayed.

ESPiNeless

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on