Edit. Whoops.

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

People really spend all their time posting things on a web site without any compensation? How pathetic.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Take what you can get, Ronnie. Don’t look a gift basket in the mouth.

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

And what is the deal with airline food?

Everyone knows married women don’t do that

To Protect and Support

Probably just arguing about who was Britain’s greatest Prime Minister.

Nobody speak, nobody get choked...

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

But why doesn’t he have more runs?

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

And get this: Fiat sold 0 Fiat 500Ls in Canada in August.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Machado, who was serenaded all evening by visiting fans with chants of “Future Yankee,” is on a roll.

- Wayne Gretzky

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.