That’s Cleveland’s strategy, apparently.

Unfortunately, Brady refuses to get in the Aston for fear he’s going to the vet.

More like Purdon’t, amirite?

Kinja’d

BART Mode

“Too soon!”

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

He must be pleased with the switch.

Well, to be fair, he shouldn’t have been asking about routes.

People like to do blow and stuff between [redacted] and areas such as that, if you get my drift.

Must have been playing Golden Eye on hard

Is she not a famous poet?

The Snowman is great book in an excellent crime series by Norwegian writer, Jo Nesbo. Plus the main character’s name is Harry Hole, which is hilarious for obvious reasons.

Wait, Pardon My Take isn’t the real name of All Takes Matter?

God dammit, beat me to it.

Another great moment in poop history: Poopfluencer

I will plan out my death meticulously, and hire the workers necessary to hoist my body up and lower it, naked, into the precious golden fats below.

He’s not hiding, he’s just ghost riding the injury cart.

[ducks]

And Michael Beasley levels, too