If only irony was a characteristic that the GOP understood.

I always think “what would it be like to have my period” in that place? I read about composting toilets, and they sound like human litter boxes. They never mention on the show that the composting toilet has to be emptied, just like a litter box.

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I feel like there are 3 people who get tiny houses.

Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

I always thought tiny homes were for the rich white folk that wanted to pretend to be or live as poor folk for a few years.

I like to image her living a Gilligan’s Island style life with Fred Noonan. They didn’t want to be found because they found each other. SWOOOON

She went off course, crash landed on an island somewhere, and lived Tom-Hanks-Wilson style until she died of starvation or disease. Or she drowned. Why is that so hard to accept?

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

I swear this is true: Morrissey once sat at a bar in Fort Collins, Colorado, trying to be anonymous. But a kid there recognized him, of course, and put ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ on the jukebox. And then when it ended, he played it again. As the song wound down for the second time, Morrissey said, ‘if you play that song…

First thought I had. “this sounds like PCP.”

I have girlfriend who’s a social worker. Apparently PCP is becoming popular again and is, of course, stronger than it was back in the 90s.

Never mistake pcp for Xanax.

RIGHT? If I’m dead, the very best thing would be my husband finding a kind woman who loves him and makes him happy and loves our girls and makes them happy. Can’t say I’d really care about the timeline. Because you know, I’d be dead.

Isn’t it strange? The “you do you” crowd is very eager to lay down some rules about when it’s acceptable for this grown adult to marry another grown adult.

To those concerned Oswalt may be “moving on” too fast, keep in mind that George Carlin began dating his second wife about six months after the death of his first and described the experience as “love at first sight,” and acknowledged himself that he feared he hadn’t mourned long enough. But they went on to marry, and…

To everyone who is very sure that this is “too soon.”

The “I’m not here to judge, but” judgmental-ass motherfuckers are fired up about this one.

All the “too soon” people need to fuck right the fuck off. Not your life, not your grief, not your business.