I’m a dual British/American citizen with extensive personal experience living and cursing in both the US and the UK. This is a stupid article. English people are snobs who think everyone except them is doing everything wrong.

No children at weddings. Ever. Put it on the invitations, and be firm. Weddings are expensive grownup events, and kids hate being there. 99% of your friends will secretly thank you. The other 1% are assholes.

Wait, you mean there are people who didn’t already know that Pewdiepie is a worthless piece of shit? Because I’ve known that for years, and I don’t even game.

Hillary Clinton is a native midwesterner.

I will cop to this. I’ve used a fairly comprehensive, free charting site to compare my own chart to a couple of partners I’ve had over the years. I’m not one of those people who checks my horoscope, nor am I an expert or crystal-gazing weirdo. These charts were not a factor in my decision to be with them one way or…

I wholly agree with your general point in your OP, but down thread you’ve contradicted yourself with hearsay and assumptions of ill intent on Charles’ part that are really unfair. He, too, experienced a lot of trauma throughout his life, and he is by all accounts a devoted father. To paint him as some unfeeling task…

My go-to after a breakup has always been to curl into the fetal position and feel physically repulsed by the touch of any other human for at least four months. (What can I say; I have trust issues.) That jukebox scenario gave me the dry heaves.

Yeah, this guy’s been an infuriating joke in literary circles for a while now. Very happy to see him getting the wider ratfucking he deserves.

Is this the thread where we finally all admit that Buffy sucks? Like, come on. You know it deep down. And now you know why.

Also, for the record, you specifically stated that the young woman in the original story, who has said literally nothing about her body, but who is merely coming forward as a victim of abuse, is “normalizing obesity.” You said this about her just because she was fucking standing there. You also said it concerns you…

And there it is. Thanks for proving me right. Little tip: they don’t call it an “unconscious bias” for nothing, honey. You might want to cool your jets and ask yourself why my comment hit such a nerve.

David Letterman is hands down the best mainstream interviewer in American television history. He doesn’t get credit from The Kids Today because: a) he makes the job look so easy that people think he’s winging it when actually he’s the fucking Comedy Terminator and can make even the shittiest, dumbest guest appear…

It’s funny because you think you care about people’s health, when actually you’re a malicious bigot who is practicing bad medicine. I honestly think you don’t realize it, though, so Ima try to help.

I’m lily white, I kinda hate hippies, and I live in rural, deep-red ’Murka. I’m even a gun owner. Take it from me; you’re full of shit.

She went off course, crash landed on an island somewhere, and lived Tom-Hanks-Wilson style until she died of starvation or disease. Or she drowned. Why is that so hard to accept?

Um, Morrissey is fucking with them. Duh.

PCP.

I know someone who saved her placentae until her kids were like 7.

Noel Fielding???!!!

Barack Obama would never, ever speak to Sarah Palin or get within 25 feet of her. He has actively refused to do so at functions she’s attended. (Sarah is batshit insane and has tried repeatedly to get cozy with Barack since 2009, despite talking absolute shit about him 24/7 and calling him “Sambo” in private on the…