Look, we’re fucked if Trump goes. We need him to stay stupid and in the Oval Office until 2020, because the line of Rasputins behind him are even worse.

Ass size does NOT determine butthole visibility. Big booty cheeks do not obscure the butthole. They frame it rather gloriously, actually.

Sex. Like, not propositioning people, just chatting about the act. Totally platonically and casually. What you’ve done/haven’t, what you like, who you like, my answers to all of the above, how we each feel about all of the above. It’s my favorite subject, and I will talk to literally anyone about it. Alas, most people…

Yeah, your last line there kinda says it all. Capote was hands down a better writer than anyone he ever “latched” himself to. Your petty judgments of his personal life are irrelevant.

So, I’m fortunate (?) enough to have been with a few movie-star hot men. Like, Jon Hamm handsome. And yeah. They do tend to have a false sense of their funniness, business acumen, etc. It’s not always intentional; I think you can be a really nice guy and look like Brad Pitt. But you’re rarely told the gravity of your…

1. Foods back then did not taste the same. Bananas were a different variety and had a diff flavor before the Chiquita people ruined that shit. Mayonnaise was made fresh, or at the very least wasn’t fucking Hellman’s, which is basically like eating unscented cold cream, you heathens.

Note to retailers: I’m a size 16, and I’m rich. You don’t make clothes for me, or you shame me when i’m trying to shop; you. don’t. get. my. money. Fuck any store or salesperson that doesn’t treat me like I’m gorgeous.

It’s only a gold-plated rock. He’s not rich enough to have solid gold anything.

This is totally fake. Nobody texts Frank Luntz.

I had cat scratch fever a few years ago, and if you don’t get treatment, it is AWFUL. It feels like the worst case of flu ever times eleventy, with the added bonus of a badly swollen neck (lymph nodes) and the occasional disturbing hallucination. It’s pretty much the sickest I’ve ever been as a grownup.

Snark all you want; I’m still pissed I missed this. (Asheville native.)

Literally every person I’ve seen talking shit about Kaine knows nothing about him.

Trump wants to run against Bernie. Every time you spout your anti-Hillary bullshit, you’re showing your fascist colors. Literally every single comment you’ve made is straight out of Frank Luntz’s playbook. It ain’t Hillary’s fault you’re a patsy for the Fourth Reich.

Similarly, here is a pic of Justin Bieber’s ruined penis.

“fetid hamhock” Roger Ailes

Reminding people that he wants to date his daughter is not a “punchline.” It’s what he actually said. Repeatedly and prominently, over the course of decades. His treatment of Ivanka is horrific and unforgettable. And again, he currently stands accused of raping a child. I totally understand if our incredulity makes…

This would be a good point if Ivanka were very young or vulnerable. But this is a highly educated, fully grown adult. She has immediate family members who do not support her dad; she has a safe way out of this icky spotlight if she wants one. Given the statements she’s made (like the one in this story), it’s evident…

This pretty much says it all for me.

Let me guess: you emerged from your mother’s womb into a birthing pool filled with people chanting your name, took a breath of clean, suburban Minnesota air, and your first words were your fully formed political ideology... that coincidentally just happens to match verbatim with two pages on Bernie’s campaign website.

Hillary Clinton’s hobbies include kicking ass and taking names.