Easiest way to do that is to just not give any money to the assholes at all.

OOOh! Well play’t

That checks out. It’s well-enshrined in the common law. Just read your Blackstone.

I used to be an instagramer like you,

Purple smells just like it tastes.

People quitting like this is capitalism in action. They had a choice and made it. Socialism doesn’t give you that option.

What say you, unabashed meat eaters, WHAT SAY YOU?

The benefit of a stand mixer starts to change once you get attachments. We grind our own meat—and while I’m not ever going to make my own sausages, the meat grinding attachment came with the attachments to make sausages as well.

I don’t know why, but mashed potatoes come out so much more fluffy and delicious out of the stand mixer. I rarely eat them, but I can’t imagine using anything else for this task.

Everyone he tipped gets to keep the money, but should also be fired, prosecuted and told they’re subject to a civil suit for over-serving an obviously impaired customer via dram shop laws, and the bar should lose its liquor license for allowing it to happen.

The Dickies!

How “horrifying” capitalism really is? I mean, sure, but look at the alternatives...

“It’d be 15 stars if it were in the Tokyo Dome” - Bruce Pritchard

“I give it 1.25 stars.” - Dave Meltzer

I think we need to realize that the Pats are supporting Trump and so is Stan. But at least Stan hates Vince McMahon, so that makes him better than the Pats. Not by much but by a little bit.

“Ha ha! I threw that before I even came in the ROOM!”

The line “But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!” cracks me up every time. 

Where he’s fighting some goon and the actor accidently “really” hits Black Dynamite. Black’s like “What the fu—“ it cuts and the guy he was fighting with is a different actor now. That shit was and always will be hilarious to me.

That’s it!

You’d have to ask Drew Bris