Next can you publish an article describing which accelerants work best for book burnings?

There’s a greener way of body disposal if you don’t mind going down the drain. Alkaline Hydrolysis. Dissolving the the body with hot water and a little bit of lye.

Perhaps in an airport toilet a la Captain Fantastic. “Bye Mommy!”

“I’ve already told my kids that I want to be cremated and flushed down the toilet. The remains are just an empty shell.”

I was lucky, mom got so annoyed by my complaining (I’m younger than you, I was still in high school) that she sprung to have a *gasp* second phone line installed (I paid the monthly extra line fee and had to promise not to make long distance calls). She’d get REALLY pissed when I would play WarCraft 2 with my buddy -…

I used to go to these all the time! In Arizona they were called computer swapmeets, and inevitably mixed in with the computer products there’d be booths with cheap toys, random products, and one guy who sold a hybrid of kumquats and limes he called “limequats” for 50 cents each.

The Sheik  calling him Gene Mean will never not make me laugh.  

Wrestlers pioneered coffee drinking in athletics decades ago.

Gene was here for this awkward moment as well

Gene Mean, Intelligent Jew, welcome to the Miami!

For those calling Mean Gene and Macho Man one of the greatest comedy duos in wrestling, I present to you Gene with the Iron Sheik. Gene couldn’t hold it together.

Gene Mean always telling the Iron Sheik the real names of other wrestlers simply can’t be beat.

Company toilet paper was invented by Doctor Mengele. The cheapest, godamned stuff available.

I’ve done it before, but I don’t recommend it unless you want to sand your butthole like a bad wooden floor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_of_Croton

How on Earth does Dexter Manley’s name not come up even once during this passage?

You know what’s a better gift than whiskey stones? Whiskey. A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

Devo - Uncontrollable Urge (Live)

Yeah, so... Can we have an actual thoughtful discussion about the problem, instead of more of this meaningless and repetitive crap?

I see we’re still tossing around the “79 cents to a man’s dollar” nonsense. I like the added pepper of pointing out it’s a “white man’s” dollar. It’s an efficient way of taking advantage of this wave of monetized activism while also glomming those delicious “likes” to appease the masses in the social media echo…