Interesting - I thought Ajax was a part of violence when he left Greece, not the other way around.

I’m not sure I can quite bring myself to forgive them.

When the guy accused of rape

Riker shows up, walks shoulders thrust forward into the room, swings his legs over the chair, and uses a knife and fork to eat his gagh.

I would pay any amount of money to have a feed with no announcers and just mic’d up players talking shit all game. 

Don’t all states accept vote-by-mail?

I really hate working out, gym classes, and exercise of basically any kind but I’ve recently gotten really into Yoga with Adrienne on YouTube. I like that I can do it whenever I want, in the comfort/privacy of my own home, and she’s the least annoying sports class leader I’ve ever found. If you want to start yoga but…

Many years ago, I was going to Pilates pretty regularly at the fancy athletic club in town. At the beginning of class, I noticed several people fawning over a tall African-American man. This happened to be the one class that my stomach turned against me, and I was like a whoopy cushion. I didn’t hear anyone laughing,…

You may fart but it’s all good! I would say someone farts (audibly) once every 2-3 classes or so. It’s usually a little old lady. Everyone is so good about minding their own business; I’ve never heard anybody (audibly) laugh. Going to the bathroom before class helps!

I have one: DON’T WEAR FUCKING HEADPHONES WHILE DRIVING.

Absolute props for featuing the best internet video about a news story in history as the thumbnail:

In all fairness, nobody can prove that the leprechaun didn’t look exactly like that.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

Imagine Dragons is a cancer that destroys everything they touch. Ironically, it’s a cancer that can only be cured by continuing to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, guzzle coffee, and live a generally unhealthy/dangerous life.

This could have been Used Sleds.

“It’s a red sleigh, man!”

I read an Apter mag story about how Gary Hart had purchased the Great Muta as a slave from Kabuki at birth and raised him in a cage to make him vicious and unfeeling.  It was awesome.

This brings back memories.

But during Octoberfest!!!!

Not to sound like Jim Cornette here but Brie apologizing after the fact pissed me off to no end.  We all know wrestling is fake, no need to rub our noses in it.  

Nice story.