This amuses me because When In Rome had exactly one hit song, and it sucked.

Great write-up, Patrick. Kid is one of those legends from overseas that will never get the credit they deserve for making MMA the entertainment spectacle and incredible sport it yearns to become. Kid, Yoshihiro Akiyama, Minowa-man, and the GOAT Sakuraba... these guys are incredible and not enough ink can be spilled to…

Look, I understand that Norm Macdonald may have irreparably fucked his career going forward, but your list not including this interview pretty much invalidates it:

I’ve found Plankton!!!

As Iranian sports takes on Twitter go, Mahmoud has a lot of ground to make up:

If it’s a serious question I’ll give you a serious answer.

I was doing matrix mechanics, probability distributions, and taking evening courses at the university when I was a teenager. We started on calculus when I was 12.

DMT is produced in the brain. Perhaps dying, or almost dying, just releases it, so it’s not a simulation but the real thing.

You mean it’s not the foot-high tomato slice on an Original Tommy’s chili burger? That always confused me so, but their steak fries more than made up for it.

I remember when there were A&W’s here in SoCal for real, when they were stand-alones, they were so good, it’s really sad how far they’ve fallen.

Just wanted to drop by and say In n’ Out is overrated mediocrity. 

They can’t prove whose vomit it was. You can’t really dust for vomit. 

join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

What a mess. I feel bad for the Algodoneros player who got cotton the middle of this whole thing.

Rubble Rubble Fuck Papa Johns Rubble Rubble

I’ll raise you the White Castle of Fear

And Jimmy Kimmel for dressing as Karl Malone in blackface! 

I like #ScreenedGene.

SWM archduke ISO duchess for possible long-term relationship/establishment of a dynasty. Interests include fox hunting, the waltz, and the Schleswig-Holstein Question. No Habsburgs, please (on the advice of a genetic counselor). Replies without patents of nobility will be deleted! 

“They cancelled Deadwood for...for this?”

I think you mean Plan for Memorial Day BBQ after the Labor Day BBQ.