Let’s kick racism out of football.

If you told me 10 years ago that Hearthstone would be at the center of a huge, international diplomatic storm, I would’ve said the same thing I’ll say today: What is Hearthstone?

People aren’t complete idiots

played the foil to Jerry West’s Batman.

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

You’re probably just not watching golf right.

I don’t know, Wall of Voodoo made it sound pretty cool.

I can’t stress enough the importance that every dog is individual and their personalities will vary. For example, I adopted a fully grown blue heeler and Australian shepherd mix with the expectation of her being a high energy dog. Wow was I wrong.

This was a hell of a last 10 minutes. I don’t have a stake in this game and I was on the edge of my seat!

I have Prime, Netflix, and WWE Network (my daughter is going through a phase and we are bonding over it). I figured this would be enough for my purposes but I am not paying for more stuff I hardly have time to watch now. I have video games to play and books to read as it is.

I’ve been all about this, for some time now.

But are they fluent in sarcasm?

Roughly 95% of online dating profiles — male, female, or non-binary — are as bad as this, or even worse.

These people should take their amazing in demand skill sets and go somewhere else. I'm sure they don't have employment contacts. 

I think the Star Trek: TNG might be the only other finale I think of as fondly as Breaking Bad.
Almost but not quite for the Wire finale.

Everyone I talked to was baffled when the Hawks cut Q, agreeing that he was not the problem, but it’s nice to see him following the life path of retirement-age Chicagoan, fleeing the deadly winter cold (literally, this year) for the Grapefruit League. Plus, he already looks like a Cuban great-uncle.

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

That’s good frugalizin’! Burger King sends me coupons every month in the mail - you should see if you can get on their mailing list and then you can cut your costs even more.

Easiest way to do that is to just not give any money to the assholes at all.

Purple smells just like it tastes.