Let’s kick racism out of football.

If you told me 10 years ago that Hearthstone would be at the center of a huge, international diplomatic storm, I would’ve said the same thing I’ll say today: What is Hearthstone?

People aren’t complete idiots

played the foil to Jerry West’s Batman.

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

You’re probably just not watching golf right.

I don’t know, Wall of Voodoo made it sound pretty cool.

I can’t stress enough the importance that every dog is individual and their personalities will vary. For example, I adopted a fully grown blue heeler and Australian shepherd mix with the expectation of her being a high energy dog. Wow was I wrong.

This was a hell of a last 10 minutes. I don’t have a stake in this game and I was on the edge of my seat!

Who doesn’t like Mungo Jerry?

Hey, it’s that lady who likes Mungo Jerry!

I have Prime, Netflix, and WWE Network (my daughter is going through a phase and we are bonding over it). I figured this would be enough for my purposes but I am not paying for more stuff I hardly have time to watch now. I have video games to play and books to read as it is.

I’ve been all about this, for some time now.

But are they fluent in sarcasm?

Roughly 95% of online dating profiles — male, female, or non-binary — are as bad as this, or even worse.

These people should take their amazing in demand skill sets and go somewhere else. I'm sure they don't have employment contacts. 

I think the Star Trek: TNG might be the only other finale I think of as fondly as Breaking Bad.
Almost but not quite for the Wire finale.

Everyone I talked to was baffled when the Hawks cut Q, agreeing that he was not the problem, but it’s nice to see him following the life path of retirement-age Chicagoan, fleeing the deadly winter cold (literally, this year) for the Grapefruit League. Plus, he already looks like a Cuban great-uncle.

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

That’s good frugalizin’! Burger King sends me coupons every month in the mail - you should see if you can get on their mailing list and then you can cut your costs even more.