Gene was here for this awkward moment as well

Gene Mean, Intelligent Jew, welcome to the Miami!

For those calling Mean Gene and Macho Man one of the greatest comedy duos in wrestling, I present to you Gene with the Iron Sheik. Gene couldn’t hold it together.

Gene Mean always telling the Iron Sheik the real names of other wrestlers simply can’t be beat.

Company toilet paper was invented by Doctor Mengele. The cheapest, godamned stuff available.

I’ve done it before, but I don’t recommend it unless you want to sand your butthole like a bad wooden floor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_of_Croton

How on Earth does Dexter Manley’s name not come up even once during this passage?

You know what’s a better gift than whiskey stones? Whiskey. A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

Devo - Uncontrollable Urge (Live)

Yeah, so... Can we have an actual thoughtful discussion about the problem, instead of more of this meaningless and repetitive crap?

I see we’re still tossing around the “79 cents to a man’s dollar” nonsense. I like the added pepper of pointing out it’s a “white man’s” dollar. It’s an efficient way of taking advantage of this wave of monetized activism while also glomming those delicious “likes” to appease the masses in the social media echo…

Interesting - I thought Ajax was a part of violence when he left Greece, not the other way around.

I’m not sure I can quite bring myself to forgive them.

When the guy accused of rape

I would pay any amount of money to have a feed with no announcers and just mic’d up players talking shit all game. 

Don’t all states accept vote-by-mail?

I really hate working out, gym classes, and exercise of basically any kind but I’ve recently gotten really into Yoga with Adrienne on YouTube. I like that I can do it whenever I want, in the comfort/privacy of my own home, and she’s the least annoying sports class leader I’ve ever found. If you want to start yoga but…

Many years ago, I was going to Pilates pretty regularly at the fancy athletic club in town. At the beginning of class, I noticed several people fawning over a tall African-American man. This happened to be the one class that my stomach turned against me, and I was like a whoopy cushion. I didn’t hear anyone laughing,…

You may fart but it’s all good! I would say someone farts (audibly) once every 2-3 classes or so. It’s usually a little old lady. Everyone is so good about minding their own business; I’ve never heard anybody (audibly) laugh. Going to the bathroom before class helps!