I have one: DON’T WEAR FUCKING HEADPHONES WHILE DRIVING.

Absolute props for featuing the best internet video about a news story in history as the thumbnail:

In all fairness, nobody can prove that the leprechaun didn’t look exactly like that.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

Imagine Dragons is a cancer that destroys everything they touch. Ironically, it’s a cancer that can only be cured by continuing to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, guzzle coffee, and live a generally unhealthy/dangerous life.

I read an Apter mag story about how Gary Hart had purchased the Great Muta as a slave from Kabuki at birth and raised him in a cage to make him vicious and unfeeling.  It was awesome.

This brings back memories.

But during Octoberfest!!!!

Not to sound like Jim Cornette here but Brie apologizing after the fact pissed me off to no end.  We all know wrestling is fake, no need to rub our noses in it.  

Nice story.

This amuses me because When In Rome had exactly one hit song, and it sucked.

Great write-up, Patrick. Kid is one of those legends from overseas that will never get the credit they deserve for making MMA the entertainment spectacle and incredible sport it yearns to become. Kid, Yoshihiro Akiyama, Minowa-man, and the GOAT Sakuraba... these guys are incredible and not enough ink can be spilled to…

Look, I understand that Norm Macdonald may have irreparably fucked his career going forward, but your list not including this interview pretty much invalidates it:

I’ve found Plankton!!!

As Iranian sports takes on Twitter go, Mahmoud has a lot of ground to make up:

If it’s a serious question I’ll give you a serious answer.

I was doing matrix mechanics, probability distributions, and taking evening courses at the university when I was a teenager. We started on calculus when I was 12.

You mean it’s not the foot-high tomato slice on an Original Tommy’s chili burger? That always confused me so, but their steak fries more than made up for it.

I remember when there were A&W’s here in SoCal for real, when they were stand-alones, they were so good, it’s really sad how far they’ve fallen.

Just wanted to drop by and say In n’ Out is overrated mediocrity. 

They can’t prove whose vomit it was. You can’t really dust for vomit.