join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

What a mess. I feel bad for the Algodoneros player who got cotton the middle of this whole thing.

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I’ll raise you the White Castle of Fear

And Jimmy Kimmel for dressing as Karl Malone in blackface! 

I like #ScreenedGene.

SWM archduke ISO duchess for possible long-term relationship/establishment of a dynasty. Interests include fox hunting, the waltz, and the Schleswig-Holstein Question. No Habsburgs, please (on the advice of a genetic counselor). Replies without patents of nobility will be deleted! 

I think you mean Plan for Memorial Day BBQ after the Labor Day BBQ.

Guy was just lucky it was Matt and not someone thats actually mean

England (gravely): You are attempting to manufacture a victory where none exists.

Often, it’s stupidity can reach glorious heights of hilarity (Big Boss Man crashing The Big Show’s Dad’s Funeral (just typing out the stupidity of that statement makes me giggle)), sometimes it is actually funny on purpose (Chris Jericho as the man of 1,001 moves), and occasionally, it can legitimately suck you into…

Stewardess: Can I have your attention please, the plane’s engine is on fire, and both the pilot and co-pilot are unconscious. Is there anybody on board who can fly and land this plane safely?

Less rooting for England, more so rooting for certain players to do well, most notably Harry Kane (as a Tottenham fan).

Dr. Noonian Soong must be so proud.

“I’m sorry miss but before I let you onto the plane I’m really going to need to hear you sing the first two verses of Stevie Wonder’s “Jungle Fever’”

I made the mistake of seeing Joey Kocur’s punching hand while he iced it in the penalty box at JLA late in a season. Think looked like Kilauea does this week.

Rampage Jackson did something similar once and it’s impressive no matter what, it’s a shit ton scarier when the guy is 205 pounds.

nobody actually likes any Queen songs.

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Yes, so Deadspin covers The King of Sports.