Look at this fuckin humanoid over here.

Rough weekend for the haters of ordinary fucking people.

If we’re going with card games that you try to pass off as a board game, then I’m going with cribbage. At least there is a board involved.

“Books About UFOs” is my jam. There’s something acrobatic about the drummer who sings while playing the sticks. Grant Hart and Karen Carpenter made the act hypnotizing.

1984 was an insanely good year for music. Those two records, Let It Be, Meat Puppets II, Smiths debut, Wonderful and Frightening World of the Fall. Even the mainstream stuff was a cut above. Purple Rain, Born In The USA, She’s So Unusual.

Goddamn, pal

I think “that broad” is Gloria Estefan’s mother. So be nice.

As much as imprisoning someone is kidnapping.

Sheiky is mad:

“Why should I have to change my name? He’s the one who sucks!”

LBJ. 6'3.5” Texas shitkicker, could probably just hold his hand on Trump’s head and keep him at arm’s length. For a bonus, they could also have a dick measuring contest, ending with the complete emasculation of Trump, since apparently LBJ was hung like a horse.

I think this demands a “Toughest President” NCAA-style bracket.

Andrew Jackson. Even the corpse of Andrew Jackson would fuck everyone up, and it wouldn’t need to be reanimated either.

So you’re saying it was basically a Street Fighter 2 background?

LOL “nobody watches the boobs and dragons show for fun! they watch it because it’s realistic!” Okay buddy.

Descendents - “Statue of Liberty”

Wire - Reuters

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