A more one-sided relationship than he has with his favorite football team.

This isn’t right. Flair said a few years ago that when he dies “it’ll be in this ring or on top of a wild woman.”

God can take me instead.

The screencap here made it look like this was going to be a Tommy Dreamer workout video from an infomercial.

Which is why I keep all of my liquid assets gold pressed latinum.

Yeah, it sucks to wipe a billionaire’s ass for 12 years only to have them discover they can wipe their own ass.  

Well, I think it’s a little self-satisfied to believe one is the ultimate purveyor of truth, anyway. I get annoyed with people who say, “I just tell it as it is,” because you tell it how you perceive it, but how do you know how you see things is “how it is”?

RIP, Glen.

Agreed 1000%. McD’s is dead to me until they bring back the hot mustard sauce

I’m pretty sure he’d win. Jackson was not a soft man, and even guns were scared of crossing him. Also, military background and from an era when everything was done manually and they gave officers swords.

I think when you say “simple”, “humble”, and “naïveté”, you mean drunk.

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

“They may have had a bit of luck, but in general, people succeed because they are willing to work hard when others won’t.”

“All the rich have to do is stop stealing all the income ...”

this is what I came down here for

DOUBLE NICKELS

If someone is commenting on how firm your handshake is, they’re likely trying to discreetly tell you that you’re handshake is TOO strong, regardless of your gender. I work in a professional environment with executives, and an overly firm handshake always comes across as aggressive and offputting, whether it’s coming…

Onita in CZW? JEEEEEEEEEEZUS!

“I need a drink. A boy. And a cigarette. In that order.”