Beach Blast ‘92. Steiners vs Gordy/Doc best 2 of 3 falls.

Greatest North American tag match ever? I still think so.

While it’s not as great as the Gordy backdrop driver, check out the dumb kid trying to act tough and double-clothesline the MVC right before the finish. They just DESTROY him with the double shoulderblock as a result.

It’s almost better when it’s a couple of clueless Australians that got hauled in for a random tag tournament:

Kenta Kobashi = G.O.A.T.

My inclination is that this was supposed to be Nak’s reverse exploder and either they a) didn’t get enough on the initial jump, b) Nak didn’t give Cena enough of a push with his right arm, or c) Cena tried to take is as a back bump instead of a front bump.

That trip to Eddie van Halen’s estate sale really paid off for Nakamura

“‘dress for the job you want, not the job you have’”

It’s just started and this is already a great storyline, whether it leads to wrestling matches or mixed martial arts fights.

I thought that there wasn’t any stupider idea for a fight than Mayweather/McGregor, and then the fight gods said “Hold my beer” and came up with this idea. What’s next? The corpses of Rocky Marciano and Kimbo Slice fighting in a savate match?

“A really nice ring diamond heals all wounds” -Kobe Bryant

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

Making Darrel Rovell look like Grantland Rice on the daily.

How lucky for the tournament organizers that Billy graced their telecast with his eyes. Really threw them a bone by tuning into their TERRIBLE product...

It’s like he wrote this article when they gave up that goal and after they won he was too lazy to change it.

Aaaaand he loves to hear himself speak [type].

Chamaco is the new jamoke is the new jabroni. I like it.

Just wait until the USWNT’s schedule starts to matter. All of their articles will consist of Haisly virtually blowing the French and German women’s team.

Hell I should star writing for Deadspin if this Clown keeps getting paid to write trash. He writes about how much he hates the MLS and fellates Barcelona

He seems like a miserable person. At least where (American) soccer is concerned. Which makes his position seem really odd.

Seriously, can’t Deadspin find one soccer writer who doesn’t write like he’s one whiskey away from ending it all to spite the bartender?