Is there a Kodos beer in Laos?

Imagine if that reporter made fun of Wilder’s daughter’s spina bifida...

I got through my divorce with Guinness. Lots and lots of Guinness. Used to go to a local hipster dive, and the owner would pour me pint after pint and listened to me vent and gave me pep talks. One day, I noticed he hadn’t been in the bar for a while. Turned out he died under mysterious circumstances in Chicago. That…

I thought the formula for Greek Fire was lost to history?

I suggest they hire Gran Nagus Rom.

Just where is it I could find bear, beaver, and other critters worth cash money when skinned?

I’ve been doing workouts with co-workers (helps that we work for a fitness company).  For the last year, we’ve been doing 3 mile runs and HIIT classes twice a week.  Combined with two ice hockey games a week, I’m in the best shape I’ve been in since high school.

A wise man once told me: “You’re only paid as much as you think you’re worth.”

Zero Snorlax, ZERO BUYS!!~!

I talked to Ralph Strangis a few times back when he was doing Kings games when Bob Miller got sick. If I would have known, I’d totally would have asked him about this. 

Canada wouldn’t like my local 99 Cent Only store. I once picked up a 24 pack of some swill called Rockdale light for $4.99+tax/crv. That comes out to about $.28 a beer.  The stuff wasn’t too bad, and made a good Michelada.

The correct term is “chirping”

Subban is 6'0 210lbs
Zadorov is 6'5 235lbs

I don’t blame Subban for wanting to fight the guy.  Also, Zadorov was born right when I was finishing up my senior year of high school.  Fuck, I’m getting old.

I’m going to eat one of my “special” homemade Fruity Pebbles treats an hour before I show up to Red Lobster, and then go to town.  It won’t be All I Can Eat, but more like All They Can Make.

Costco can get away with this because it’s in their membership agreement.  Any other store, tell them to pound sand and go around them.  If they stop you, they’re risking a “bad stop” which is a big no no in the loss prevention world.

As a Shakey’s kid, pizza always goes with fried chicken and mojo potatoes.

You forgot about Real “Frenchy” Lemieux and the desiccated corpse of Terry Sawchuk.

I am in Orange County, and we need to provide our own stamp (maybe because we cheap??). But you can also drop it off at your polling place on election day if you don’t want to pay for it.

Also, you can go online and check to see if they received your ballot. Pretty cool.

Steven Wright is a goddamned national treasure.

First time flowers should only happen thusly: The first time you go over to her place. Whether it’s to pick her up for a date or if you’re just hanging out. Never bring them to a place where you’re meeting her because what the hell is she supposed to do with the flowers? Put them in her car where they’ll get messed…