You done dropped your pistol when you busted the window.

No Bold Move Cotton

Somewhere, Davor Suker is smiling.

HA! This happened right up the street from me. Fucking crazy woman.

Can’t wait for the bad tattoos of the World Cup.

The answer is CHALES

Can we call this phenomenon “Johnson’s Bird” because after reading it, I just want to beaned in the head and die?

If this thing is “fully functional” and programmed with “multiple techniques” they just created a goddamned rape-bot.

This fucking jabroni is totally expecting to go back to jail, right?

The only place that kid weighs 240 is on the moon.

And is this Brian Knobb’s kid?

So it’s like tuna salad, but with salmon. I’m gonna try this.

Not swole cat. Too much puuuur-tine.

“Will you stop it.”

Is the story true about Turner calling Vince after buying WCW and basically taunting him with “I just bought a wrasslin’ promotion!”

Fucking Dinosawrs.

If a tree falls in the forest..

And “Knuckles” Nilan’s hands as well.

I actually knew both girls in that HLA segment. Haven’t thought about that Umaga kick in years!

Sir Edward the Head is #1. It is known.

Sounds like Ed was possessed by the ghost of the Great Antonio.