The headbutt was the most brutal part of that.

Stan Lee is the the Living Tribunal or the One Above All. I thought everyone knew this.

I gamble every day when I get out of bed.

This is pretty much one of the worst damn foods you can eat, but it sure is one of the tastiest!

My Indonesian Oma would kiss you for mentioning the old rice. I would carry out a contract killing if I were to be paid with her nasi goreng.

I get the 3-pack of the Dial Basics at the 99 Cents Only store. I use it on everything, including my hair/head.

Does this advice apply to College?

Stoppage was way too quick. But then again, Japanese ref, Japanese fighter/

Jesus Christ, I don’t want to live in a world where Chaz is considered a normal name.

David Adams Richards is a tit-fucker. And it’s DANGLE, you knob!

I hope Davey Boy was cracking up and commenting from Valhalla.

This is more like “Ravishing” Rick Rude taking his robe off.

Freddy Mercury is a helluva singer/frontman, Brian May plays the hell out of his guitar, but I still don’t really care about Queen.

1) I will put ZZ Top’s best five songs against any other jabroni band out there.
- Just Got Paid
- Sharp Dressed Man
- La Grange
- Gimme All Your Lovin
- Tush

2) Michael is a total dick. When you marry someone, it comes with all your significant other’s good friends and terrible friends. Like Al Swearengen said:

Most football executives are the almost the biggest jabronis in the world. They’re a step below chomos, race hustlers and vegans.

He should be fired if he wears Bike shorts all the time.

BARBARIC!!!

The NHL went from Reebok to Adidas sweaters this season. Last summer before the most recent season started, a bunch of places a clearance sales on “last season’s” design. Picked up both white and black LA Kings sweaters for less than $90 total with shipping. That’s the only thing about having too many damn jerseys is…

“Business. Always business.”

-5 stars