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Waiting for this jabroni to open a hotel with a malfunctioning sign.

But he had all the lumber cut!

Ms Manners, Dear Abby and Ann Landers just got “the vapors”

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Yeah.. Russians and bears. Nothing can ever go wrong.

I saw the Misfits from the cheap seats last year in Vegas right after I turned 40. You bet your ass I was sitting down and rocking out. The last time I stood the whole time at a show, my goddamned leg went numb.

For a second there, I thought you were naming ex-Oilers. I looked at Eberle kinda funny, and then for the life of me couldn’t figure out who “Bo” was.

Only if you spray your next apple with a solution containing Clostridium Botulinum and buff it with fine chamois like Judge Smails would like.

I thought this was going to be about jacking off with ice cream. Even that is not as weird as spitting it out.

The best part was that chick singer no-selling the earring that fell on her arm.

For #3, they see 1.324 billion reasons... 

Kota Ibushi kicked out of a Brian Kendrick burning hammer. This killed any concept of a finishing move for me short of one guy pulling a gun and shooting the other motherfucker.

Didn’t they transform into a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu brand?

Look for power tools at garage sales, or even better, estate sales. Also, I’ve found that buying something at Harbor Freight is a good bet. But if it breaks, then go out and buy something of better quality. If it doesn’t break, then that means you’re not using that tool enough and the Harbor Freight one will be good

Most looking forward to Nakamura-san’s entrance.

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Goalie is covering the puck.
Player uses his stick to move goalie.
Puck comes out.

He needs to just concentrate on working the desk at the sex hotel.

Christ. I can only think of what you think of Slap Shot.

He’s like a goddamned Ferengi.

They still look like they share an extra chromosome.

NHL??